December 2008
34 posts
news years eve?
you ever wonder why we celebrate the beginning of a new year? we make these silly “resolutions” that really never hold up. three hundred and sixty five fucking days is a very long time. long enough to make the somewhat impulsive decision, which we decide will dictate the next year of our lives, to gracefully (not so?) get lost in the shuffle.
new fucking apartment, new fucking...
nothing really.
no calls from keisha today but no worries. i’m still waiting on a call back from the sushi restaurant but I have a good feeling. i talked to a couple of the people that work there and apparently on busy nights, you’ll be looking at $500 for the night. serious business. positive thinking bitches.
the end of the year will be upon us tomorrow. keisha mentioned something about...
text sex (cont'd)
at some point it leads to full on phone sex. sometimes 2 hours worth which can leave you a little sore the next day
wednesday>> christmas eve - present
james was spending christmas with jerrod’s family this year so I borrowed his car and drove up to tampa to see my dad. my younger brother and sister live with him and his new wife. it was good times. dad was disappointed that james couldn’t make it but my dad loves jerrod too so he didn’t guilt james too much. dad got me some stuff for the new apartment which made me quite...
monday n tuesday before christmas
monday and tuesday were spent doing basically nothing but recuperating from the weekend with james and jerrod. I was finally able to tell (brag to) james about what happened. needless to say both james and jerrod were stunned. their reaction was nothing more than a diluted version of the intense ego boost i experienced when jerrod informed me that i had been done by one of the richest and most...
tardiness
it has been almost a week. 5 days from miami, 2 days from tampa. 2 days here in gainesville trying to clock enough hours for Unicorp so I can cover the deposit on my new apartment. work’s done now though. beer and who knows. i’m going to piece together these last few days. the dismantling continues
text sex?
joanne: Merry Christmas Eve!
me: merry christmas eve joanne
me: how're you doing?
joanne: I'm good. Watching the grinch now. :) How're you?
me: not too shabby. ur not drunk this evening?
joanne: Nope. Guess I'm not too interesting to talk to now ;-P
me: haha not true. just not as provocative
joanne: Trust me. I'm feeling pretty provocative now anyways. Haha
me: the grinch does it for you?
joanne: You bet ;-) lol. No, i think it's the meds, but i've been feeling provocative pretty much constantly
me: haha well that's kind of hot
joanne: Just my birth control. And tell me about it, I know just how hot it is
me: you don't
joanne: I don't? Well for what I'm feeling it must be pretty hot
me: i think so. i'm actually physically hot right now. my dad isn't running the a/c
me: i usually wear board shorts to bed but i'm stuck in boxers
joanne: Oh. I suppose we're talking about 2 different types of hot. I have a blanket though. boxers? :) i think you're just trying to fuel my fire
me: just making an observation.
me: not true. i am fueling your fire
joanne: I know.
joanne: I went to Victoria's Secret and bought some new clothes "just in case." It's sad actually since there is no occasion to wear them.
me: no occasion?
joanne: There is no one worth an "occasion" around here
me: im sorry. is the 24/7 hotness recent?
joanne: About a week or so
me: you start doing something different?
joanne: Nope. I've not been doing a lot of something for quite some time now
me: thats not good. well i guess if worse comes to worse, you can always take care of hotness on your own
joanne: Yeah. It's not the same though
me: i agree
joanne: I hope you know you've made my problem like a billion times worse just talking about this
me: likewise
joanne: Good. At least I'm not the only one.
me: you just want me to be here to share provocative texts with you. lay some hotness on me
joanne: I haven't? I thought I was by telling you about my sex clothes.
me: continue
joanne: My favorite positions are cowgirl and doggy-style.
joanne: I'm kind of a biter too. Only when I get over-excited though and not too hard
me: mmmm. those are 2 of my favorites as well. i've come to find that the arch in the girl's back is the key to climax.
joanne: I think you're right.
me: and biting is my thing
me: are you one of those girls that doesn't like getting head?
joanne: Lol. Actually, yeah. I've never had it done where I enjoyed it
me: that's something we'll have to remedy
joanne: Confidence
me: when was this last time where you didn't enjoy it?
joanne: It was like in 11th grade and I don't remember what made it so bad
joanne: I would assume that you like receiving?
me: that's kind of like a statement with a question mark at the end. yes. i like receiving very much.
joanne: I feel relieved now.
me: whys that?
joanne: I just relieved some pent-up tension.
me: you ran it solo?
joanne: Not in my mind.
me: i arrived as well
me: merry christmas
joanne: Good. I got half of exactly what I wanted. No sex, which kinda sucks, but I got to the point I wanted.
me: likewise
me: alright kid i'm gonna hit the hay. take care
joanne: oh ok. good night
the back-story here is that joanne had called me a few nights before to tell me she was drunk. she then proceeded to tell me erotic things about herself as well as her past experiences. i wasn't innocent in this little exchange. i brought most of it out of her
sunday, fucking sunday
avoid this post if you’re easily offended
sunday began pretty fucking early. james and I woke up, drove around, and within an hour, i had a new apartment. james helped me out on the deposit and i’m waiting on the final word from my new landlord. it was now about 11am and james had to head back down to miami. he insisted on my company for that dreadful 5 hour drive...
saturday minus standard awesomeness
saturday left me with sore muscles on sunday. moving all that goddamn shit out of that room was painful. it’s done now and all my belongings reside in alex’s living room. james and i were so tired that we couldn’t attend noel’s party that night. we wound up drinking yeungling and watching tv til pretty late. not exactly an action packed saturday evening
“right now: write, cigarette, guitar, repeat”
– me - my mom called and asked what i was doing
keisha: encounter II
james made his way up to gainesville to help with the move. it all went well. aside from the worrying about my new landlord finding out about my bounced check last month to my old landlord, I should be all in. new apartment, new life, new surroundings, same venue, same general area; a weird mixture indeed. james decided I needed to get out of gainesville for a few days and kidnapped me to miami....
“i just read it for the articles”
– michelle - she has a free subscription to playboy and can’t figure out why. life is hard it would seem
“you’re perfect with all of your flaws. please never change. if I could...”
– NOT REALLY A QUOTE, JUST SOMETHING NICE. me and james kinda collaborated on this. it was something pretty he wanted to write to jerrod who treats my brother better than I could have ever hoped.
the post hook up 2 text messages standard. looks like i am cooler =oP
i might be cooler
wow. thursday started off normal. i had a second interview at the pretentious sushi place and it looks good. i should be starting the second week of January. so that’s cool. i was speaking to my older brother shortly after the interview. he was on the train, on his way home from work. we talked about life and women and such. my brother’s gay which gives him the uncanny ability to...
“i didn’t appreciate that.”
– cortni
fun is relative
so yesterday I met some friends for coffee at Maude’s, gainesville’s most pretentious yet quaint coffee shop. it was a good time. they are fun kids. after maude’s we went back to ash’s house where ash proceeded to cook us all dinner (spaghetti and chicken) which was delicious. i tried hitting on ash’s friend but nothing was happening. it’s a blow to the ego when...
My First Post. (alex)
alexanderthenotsogreat:
Eddy told me I should make one of these blog things, so I did.
This is my first post.
I came home for winter break tonight. I miss being up at school, at least I have things to occupy me, like the coffee shop up there.
Tonight I went to a party with some of my high school friends, and nothing has changed.
It was at this really rich kid Dave’s house. There was this...
“thanks. that was a great announcement. why do they even bother?”
– my older brother stating his displeasure with the announcement system set up of the Miami-Dade Metrorail
aftermath
mikael: what the fuck was that?
me: i had been drinkin =oP
me: shit was crazy!
mikael: this isn't a fucking joke
mikael: you know how i feel about her
me: it's not a matter of jokes. i did what anyone else would have done
me: truthfully i don't even remember "doing" anything
me: evidence would say that something happened though
mikael: you're a fucking asshole man
me: yeah
mikael: yeah? you don't have anything else to say?
me: not much more I can say.
mikael: unbelievable
me: this is really awkward.
mikael: if you put this in that gay ass fucking blog of yours I'm going to kill you
me: ...
me: i don't think you would survive prison
mikael: fuck you
“courage”
– you
3's a party. please drink more so I can avoid your...
well the 2:30am meet up yesterday went very oddly. i arrived to find a 5-person party, including me. jenn, mikael, and this couple brendon and sheena or some bullshit. that makes 3 “singles” and a couple. alcohol flowed and the couple decided that it was time to make their graceful “couple” exit. it was quite the song-and-dance. none the less, I made sure to hit on...
this evening
some sort of social event in which I assume things will get odd as i was invited at 2:30 am. so long as it doesn’t involve a hippie party with burning incense, a touch of body odor, and, what my friend describes as “the songs people listen to when they want to say they listen to the beatles.” who knows though. 4 beers in me and the night is just beginning. sounds like a Sunday to...
“it’s funny because dave chappelle said it”
– eduard
finances
so I decided that it’s time to repopulate the barren region of my financial landscape. case in point, I had 10 dollars a couple of nights ago and had to decide between beer and dinner (without having lunch). needless to say my kidneys ached the next morning but no worries.
PLAN OF ATTACK +create webpages for UniCorp on a freelance basis +incorporate my web design company and start getting...
“you do not want cigarettes? we have extra box very special price for you”
– indian gator beverage owner. i go there too much I think
cont'd
i found dried vomit towards the base of the toilet and I was told by one of my friends that I described my perfect vagina as “nonhairy, legally aged, and nonsmelly.” apparently i had more fun last night than my brain cares to retain
and we all went boom
so there was this party with new people and new experiences to be had. capturing the hearts of the masses, i swept in and played a little bayside diddy (sp?). it was sweet. i got drunk. i got head. she was decent looking but not a long term thing. stumbling home i realized that life’s just weird and all we can do is kinda go with it. socializing is the performance enhancing, banned substance...