joanne:
I'm good. Watching the grinch now. :) How're you?
me:
not too shabby. ur not drunk this evening?
joanne:
Nope. Guess I'm not too interesting to talk to now ;-P
me:
haha not true. just not as provocative
joanne:
Trust me. I'm feeling pretty provocative now anyways. Haha
me:
the grinch does it for you?
joanne:
You bet ;-) lol. No, i think it's the meds, but i've been feeling provocative pretty much constantly
me:
haha well that's kind of hot
joanne:
Just my birth control. And tell me about it, I know just how hot it is
me:
you don't
joanne:
I don't? Well for what I'm feeling it must be pretty hot
me:
i think so. i'm actually physically hot right now. my dad isn't running the a/c
me:
i usually wear board shorts to bed but i'm stuck in boxers
joanne:
Oh. I suppose we're talking about 2 different types of hot. I have a blanket though. boxers? :) i think you're just trying to fuel my fire
me:
just making an observation.
me:
not true. i am fueling your fire
joanne:
I know.
joanne:
I went to Victoria's Secret and bought some new clothes "just in case." It's sad actually since there is no occasion to wear them.
me:
no occasion?
joanne:
There is no one worth an "occasion" around here
me:
im sorry. is the 24/7 hotness recent?
joanne:
About a week or so
me:
you start doing something different?
joanne:
Nope. I've not been doing a lot of something for quite some time now
me:
thats not good. well i guess if worse comes to worse, you can always take care of hotness on your own
joanne:
Yeah. It's not the same though
me:
i agree
joanne:
I hope you know you've made my problem like a billion times worse just talking about this
me:
likewise
joanne:
Good. At least I'm not the only one.
me:
you just want me to be here to share provocative texts with you. lay some hotness on me
joanne:
I haven't? I thought I was by telling you about my sex clothes.
me:
continue
joanne:
My favorite positions are cowgirl and doggy-style.
joanne:
I'm kind of a biter too. Only when I get over-excited though and not too hard
me:
mmmm. those are 2 of my favorites as well. i've come to find that the arch in the girl's back is the key to climax.
joanne:
I think you're right.
me:
and biting is my thing
me:
are you one of those girls that doesn't like getting head?
joanne:
Lol. Actually, yeah. I've never had it done where I enjoyed it
me:
that's something we'll have to remedy
joanne:
Confidence
me:
when was this last time where you didn't enjoy it?
joanne:
It was like in 11th grade and I don't remember what made it so bad
joanne:
I would assume that you like receiving?
me:
that's kind of like a statement with a question mark at the end. yes. i like receiving very much.
joanne:
I feel relieved now.
me:
whys that?
joanne:
I just relieved some pent-up tension.
me:
you ran it solo?
joanne:
Not in my mind.
me:
i arrived as well
me:
merry christmas
joanne:
Good. I got half of exactly what I wanted. No sex, which kinda sucks, but I got to the point I wanted.
me:
likewise
me:
alright kid i'm gonna hit the hay. take care
joanne:
oh ok. good night
the back-story here is that joanne had called me a few nights before to tell me she was drunk. she then proceeded to tell me erotic things about herself as well as her past experiences. i wasn't innocent in this little exchange. i brought most of it out of her
