it has been a while but fear not, i’ve been documenting offline and i’ll be posting the past couple weeks pretty soon. keish is a bitch. more about that later
today wasn’t anything special. alex has been sick since yesterday and i think i may have caught his fucking sickness. fuckity fuck.
alex and i hung out on campus and put some work into the t-shirt pressing business we’re looking to develop here soon. i have gotten some decent responses to some of the designs that we’ve put together. get your 15 bux ready bitches.
i saw joanne today, we have a class together. i forgot how cute she was. joanne’s dating someone now so the random hookups are out of the question but she’s one of those girls that’s better than random dirtiness. i hate when i meet girls like her.
alex and i have been thoroughly enjoying college life as of late. video games, beer, young women, more beer and generally doing whatever the fuck we want to do. all days ending in Y tend to be comprised of these activities.
the University of Florida has more 20-something, beautiful women walking its campus then i have ever seen in one place, ever. honestly, i have walked on campus before and not been able to wipe the smile from my face. said it’s great to be a florida gator
i’ve yet to get laid on campus but the new job at the sushi restaurant has brought me 2 separate exhibitionist experiences. camey was a very hot blonde waitress that was turned on by the cold (wtf?) temperature in the walk-in freezer. so that was really weird and uncomfortable but i mean i can say i had sex in a freezer. can you? the other was more innocent and i won’t mention her name cus I actually kinda enjoyed her company for a few days. she was pretty bland in bed but she cooked for me. i dunno what it is but ladies that cook are like the holy grail. i feel like all ladies say they can cook but few of them actually can. i’ve dated girls that have said they cook incredibly well and when push comes to shove, they have served me chicken that was pink on the inside. that shit’s not cool. this one wasn’t like that but she had kids and that just gets messy. she was a senior waitress at the sushi place and long story short: she has been there longer than i have, I’m sure i pissed her off by fucking her a couple times and then fucking another of the waitresses, she will undoubtedly speak to management soon and get me fired. fuck it. my friend works at cracker barrel and she said she could get me a job.
hopefully this t-shirt thing works out. i dunno. I’m more concerned with the piece of ass i’ll be enjoying next. i find myself in the midst of an onslaught of potential pussy coming at me left and right. there are way too many options for me to make a responsible decision at this point. who knows. friends of friends have even shown up with a look of interest in their eyes. now with the new ones i meet at school day-to-day, i have a lot on my plate
Employment: Senior Web & Graphic Designer, Pretentious Sushi Restaurant Host, Full-Time University of Florida Student and Full-Time Drunken Hook-Up Professional (References available upon request)
